omg

i think i just stopped breathing for a minute. years later and i still have issues with this. i don’t even have feelings anymore just an urgent state of panic every time it happens. like a reflex to someone about to hit you. breath..just breath.don’t lose control.

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

(Source: pregnat4)

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Iron Man 3

  • Pepper Potts: Remember when you told me to give myself only twelve percent credit?
  • Tony Stark: Remember when I was flying into space, inevitably, to my doom and to save the entire world from an alien attack and you DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE?

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Clark Gregg on twitter

Um.. His first name is agent! Lol

(Source: froghat)

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lettiebobettie:

It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….

this is too cute!

lettiebobettie:

It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….

this is too cute!

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F.U.N

lumos-maxima:

slimed

f is for friends who dont talk to you

u is for ur alone

n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

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